Thursday, September 27, 2007

Kotak should be in China!!!

I just heard from my brother in China. He visited an HSBC Branch in China and was appalled at the service on offer there. Apparently it is illegal for a bank, even HSBC to give out a debit card or a credit card in China. And they offer you current accounts that offer and interest rate of 0.1% per annum!!! And they dont have anybody who speaks very good English either....

I am sure Kotak could make a killing in China if only they could get the licences to operate. The best part is that most of what Kotak does is legal in China... Your debit card does not need to work at ATMs (Hey!! There are no ATMs in China), you dont need to speak much English, you just nod at everything the customer says (Now that reminds me of everybody in Kotak ...), and you really do not need your customers to come back. Ek Jayega To Kya, Hazaar Milenge.

For those who still are wondering what happened with my banking problem with Kotak.. NOTHING!!

Kotak is still sitting on their butts waiting for me to just stop crying and go away :) The best offer they came up with was what their Branch Manager came up with two months ago. The funny part is that this guy actually told me that no matter who I emailed, it eventually would end up on his desk. I should have believed him then... but I sure as hell do now!

They actually wrote back to me telling me that my compensation claim could not be ratified... c'mon now... the Sensex went up by 1000 points in the last week. What are the chances that I would not have made money on that? I did a lot of trading and guess who I did it through?

KOTAK SECURITIES!!!

How much did they make this month?
About 15000 in brokerage....

What about since the beginning of the year?
My volume of trade has been 3.25 crores, about 1 crore delivery trade...

How do they still treat me?
LIKE SHIT!!!!

Why?
(This is the part where they all nod and look upwards towards Uday Kotak for guidance).

What guidance does Kotak give them?
....... He's laughing all the way to the bank ... his bank...

Update on more trouble on Kotak Securities on http://kotakscam.blogspot.com/

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